Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes
If this is going to be the last conversation I have with you, let me know.
Tom
I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.
JWoww
[on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.
Ronnie
He definitely didn't get the golden ticket, but I gave him a sneak peek.
Deena
It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
Snooki
I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.
Snooki
(to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.
Fake Ronnie
Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.
I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.
Snooki
Ra-ra-ra-Roger that!
Pauly D
Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants.
Snooki
Any Pinot's okay. Pregnant people do it.
Snooki
