Jersey Shore Season 3 Quotes
I'm sorry. I feel stupid. I'm mean. Here, I'm mean. I'm sorry.
Sammi
Sammi: There's things I have said that I'm not proud of, you know that, right?
Ronnie: Can I have a little mustard?
Ronnie: Have you ever hooked up with Sam?
Arvin: No, not like that.
Ronnie: You never made out with Sam?
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
What do you think is going through my head as soon as I find out that the kid is there to meet you?
Ronnie
Now I know how she felt in Miami. Well, not really, but I got a taste of how she felt in Miami.
Ronnie
You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself ... Stop, because I will yank the phone right out of the wall and you won't be able to get in touch with me.
Ronnie
This lady is an atomic bomb.
Pauly D
Oh my God, I'm a different race!
Vinny
The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table, they are jack-hideous.
JWoww
I'm standing here in my skintight briefs. I look like a total tool.
Vinny
So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.
Ronnie
[to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.
Ronnie
