What? That doesn't even make sense. I don't think I would've put you in the hospital... the wall put you in the hospital.


I didn't know that s*&t was cement. That s&%t doesn't even have a dent on it.


Ronnie: You alright?
Mike: I didn't realize that wall was so hard.

Don't leave without me or I'll never talk to you guys again.


I was mature by putting stuff on Ron's bed but throwing it out is going a little too far.


When I see Mike with his neck brace, I'm like oh my God he's got his glasses on like always and the neck brace. You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace. He looks ridiculous.


When I see Mike and his neck brace, I feel like he's doing an insurance claim right now.


I have a big heart and if somebody else in the house was hurt, I'd be checking on them you know what I mean, but nobody was really checking on me really that much.


I didn't even really listen to her apology too much because it is Sam's fault we fought and I just went through a wall. I can't hear that s&$t.


Jionni: I'm sexually frustrated.
Snooki: Are you? I was until I had fun in the shower then I was like buurrmm bye.
Jionni: [unclear]
Snooki: I want your balls.

What comes to mind when I think about Ron and Sam is like me throwing up.

Pauly D

Now that we know that Mike had no serious problem and it was just like a blow to the head, our house kinda is back to normal, not that it's a good normal, but if it wasn't f%$ked up it wouldn't be our house right?


Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'


[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.