I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan

You the type of fella that walks under a flock of birds and is surprised when he ends up with shit on his face?

Raylan

Wood: You aight?
Steve: Nah. Homeboy hit me with a shovel.

I guess that depends on your definition of friend. He's a nice enough fella, but I wouldn't ask to borrow his corduroy jacket.

Boyd

Wood: He screwed your daughter?
Raylan: My daughter's in diapers.
Wood: Damn. That must be awfully upsetting then, huh?

Dewey Crowe's whore house ain't gonna have no fatties running around.

Dewey

Raylan: You got a card or something?
Allison: Card? I though finding people is what Marshals do.

We don't sell donuts so why don't you take your fat asses out of here?

Boyd

Dark hair, he wears it up all crazy. Smile that nearly blinds you. You know, Boyd Crowder.

Cop

Raylan: You can come back here. We'll take you in. Or swim to Cuba.
Greg: That old lady just did it. It might work out for you.

The idea behind organized crime is that it's supposed to be organized.

Canadian

I'll bury you and Desi Arnaz before I let you ruin this family.

Darryl

Justified Season 5 Quotes

You figured you'd drive south anyway, rip off the simple people? Well we ain't that simple.

Boyd

No, this ain't my first rodeo.

Boyd