The fact that everyone's lives revolve around a show and to make someone happy with a show, is the most sad, depressing thing.

Kendall

Kim: If it isn't bad enough that Kylie is coming for my throne and we have major beef... she got psoriasis.
Kris: You got psoriasis? I wonder if it's ringworm.

If I want a picture I could look it up online.

Khloe

An ex-box is not the video game, it's like a box of everything with an ex of yours.

Kim

Kris: Do you want shredded cheddar cheese?
Kendall: Does cheese make you fat?