Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
Anderson is hot!
Kris
Can I have hair and makeup please?
MJ
Kanye said I could have his embryo.
Khloe
You never do selfies with me. One day when I’m not here you’re going to regret it.
Kris
This is like a stripper class.
Scott
I’m Tracy and I was told you guys like it hard.
Tracy Wolf
This is like a bad porno with a venereal disease.
Scott
I love that you’re never really hot or cold.
Jonathan Cheban