Anderson is hot!

Kris

Can I have hair and makeup please?

MJ

Kanye said I could have his embryo.

Khloe

You never do selfies with me. One day when I’m not here you’re going to regret it.

Kris

This is like a stripper class.

Scott

I’m Tracy and I was told you guys like it hard.

Tracy Wolf

This is like a bad porno with a venereal disease.

Scott

I love that you’re never really hot or cold.

Jonathan Cheban