Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
Why do you lick Kylie’s ass? Is it because she makes you a lot of money?
Kourtney
Does anyone want to hear the story of last year? How Kourtney copied my Christmas lights?
Kim
I will come for them if they even dare copy anything I’m doing.
Kim
From this experience, I’ve learned that it’s just not that simple.
Kim
Who wouldn’t want to swim in a pool of sprinkles? Like, cmon.
Jonathan
Let’s just make Kris Jenner so uncomfortable... it’s fun.
Khloe
I don’t want to be naive anymore, and I just want to use my platform to get other people involved, and I really do want to learn and figure out what we can all do to fix this problem.
Kim
I called Kendall today and two minutes later I didn’t know why I called her.
Kris
Khloe: Mom, are you okay? Like, are you losing it?
Kris: Maybe?
My dad used to drive us down Skid Row when we were little to show us that the rest of the world doesn’t live how we lived in Beverly Hills.
Kim
Kim: Let her complain.
Kris: Won’t you get on our bandwagon and let her complain?
Kris: Just trying to keep up with all my emails.
Kim: You’re trying to keep up with the Kardashians?
