Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
Kim: Dad so believed in him.
Kourtney: Like to sell a book? You're going to make something up?
I completely shut down.
Kendall
Tristan and I, within the next 70 years, we will hopefully have kids together. And if not? It will just be him and I, clubbing it up, rosé all day.
Khloé
I'm not talking to you because you're a bad, mean person.
Khloé
Let's be the Cleveland show!
Mason
It almost seems like it's been 100 years.
Khloé
I'm like the fucking Easter bunny. I'm full of eggs.
Khloe
Are you guys pinballers?
Kourtney
I faked tried... when I was doing my fertility treatments, it was more so for Lamar.
Khloe
Kim: I wasn't sure if you would mind if I borrowed Khloe's womb for a good year.
Tristan: It's up to KoKo, whatever she wants to do.
I would have to tell him, 'I'm pregnant, and it isn't yours. But it isn't mine either!'
Khloe
So you want me to go ahead, get fat, have your baby and give it back to you.
Khloe
