Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on ABCKevin (Probably) Saves the World Season 1 Episode 6: "Rocky Road" Quotes
Amy: How'd you do that?
Kevin: Do what?
Amy: You were ten feet away from Reese?
Kevin: What are you talking about?
Amy: I know what I saw.
Kevin: What did you see?
Amy: I don't know. nothing.
I need you guys, though. I really do. I can't do this without you.
Kevin
Nate: Look, I'm sorry. I should have told you about Kevin and Reese, but I think you're maybe being a little harsh on your brother. It's just that I've seen him actually give a stranger the clothes off his back. And from what I hear, he does that kind of thing all the time.
Amy: Great. Amazing. A mental unstable Mother Theresa.
Nate: I'm just saying he's not a bad guy. in his own way, he's doing something good.
Look, Kevin, you need your family.
Yvette
Kevin: I'm a different person now.
Amy: I wanted to believe that, Kevin. I really did, but I'm never going to let you hurt her like that.
Nate: Kevin...
Kevin: I hate to do this, but can I crash on your couch?
Nate: Come in.
Kevin: Can Sam crash too?
My wife is going to kill me. She didn't know I was fired.
Sam
Kevin: And when I forgot Amy's birthday--
Yvette: Wait, you forgot Amy's birthday?
Kevin: Yup.
Yvette: It's the same day as your birthday.
Kevin: Yeah, I was a jerk.
Yvette: Very dapper!
Kevin: Did the Universe dress me?
Yvette: Like a Ken doll.
Yvette: It's time. Tell her.
Kevin: Amy, I'm the last of the 36 righteous on Earth.
Amy: What the hell are you talking about?
