Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on ABCKevin (Probably) Saves the World Season 1 Episode 15: "World's Worst Domino" Quotes
I guess my advice would be to tell your friend to do things that remind her of his life.
Kristin
Yvette: I lied about it because admitting the truth means admitting something I don't want to accept.
Kevin: What's that?
Yvette: Dave is dead.
Kevin: Oh my God
Yvette: I don't, I don't know what to do. This is uncharted territory. All I know is Dave is gone, and I don't think he's coming back.
Kevin: Yvette, I am so sorry. What can I do?
Yvette: No, no one has seen him and no one knows where he is.
Kevin: What does that mean?
Yvette: It means, I have been in denial.
Kevin: Well, what does that mean?
Yvette: I got a papercut.
Becky: Wow. She is so much smarter than you. I always had a hard time believing you two were related.
Kevin: Oh yeah, we're twins.
Becky: Oh God, I did not see that.
Amy: Thank you.
You know, if I saw this on a commercial at midnight, I might drunk buy it.
Amy
Kevin: Maybe you're on the fritz.
Yvette: What am I, a microwave?
Reese: Privacy is an illusion.
Kevin: No it isn't!
I always sensed that you were holding back a part of yourself, but now, you seem so open.
Kristin
Oh, I know what you're doing. You're trying to distract me. Just put a shiny thing in front of Kevin's face and...ohh, Ferrari!
Kevin
