Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
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Nate: Kevin...
Kevin: I hate to do this, but can I crash on your couch?
Nate: Come in.
Kevin: Can Sam crash too?
My wife is going to kill me. She didn't know I was fired.
Sam
Kevin: And when I forgot Amy's birthday--
Yvette: Wait, you forgot Amy's birthday?
Kevin: Yup.
Yvette: It's the same day as your birthday.
Kevin: Yeah, I was a jerk.
Yvette: Very dapper!
Kevin: Did the Universe dress me?
Yvette: Like a Ken doll.
Yvette: It's time. Tell her.
Kevin: Amy, I'm the last of the 36 righteous on Earth.
Amy: What the hell are you talking about?
Well I don't think the Universe is trying to tell me who the first righteous soul is. It's trying to tell me where.
I've got a hot take. Kindness is dumb. If I hadn't tossed away all my money to random people, I'd have thirty grand, exactly what Emily owes. I could have helped her get on her feet. But instead, I failed.
Emily: I, uh, I've never met anyone like you. Everything in my life seemed dark and hopeless and now I see a tiny light
Kevin: You mean me? I'm the light.
Yvette: You know I never understood road rage. Calm one minute, insane the next. Now I get it.
Kevin: Except you weren't driving, so it was just rage rage.
This is the perfect time for a lesson about the incredible rewards you reap by simply being generous to others.
Yvette [to Kevin]
The more he talks like a crazy person, the more I know I'm closer to the truth.
Reese
You look at the worst people have to offer and only see the good.
