Take me to the hole!!!


Elena: So wait, are we calling Villanelle Oksana now?
Eve: It's her real name.

Do you want me to hold back your cape a little bit so you can go down on yourself a bit more?! You're not saving the world, honey bunch, you're getting off by sniffing out a psycho!!


Carolyn, Well, I believe, rather extraordinarily, that we're on the same side here. Isn't that nice?

Eve: Another female operative broke into my house and attacked me.
Konstantin: What did she want?
Eve: Dinner.

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Eve: I'm sorry I don't like your boyfriends.
Carolyn: And I'm sorry you don't like your husband.
Eve: What?!

Frank: Please, please. I have a lot of money.
Villanelle: So do I.
Frank: I have children:
Villanelle: I don't want your children.
Frank: No, no. I have children to take care of.
Villanelle: [laughs lightly] This will give them something to bond over.

Guard: He says he's feeling to weak to talk. Do you want me to drag him in here by his armpits?
Carolyn: No. I know exactly what he needs. [to Eve] I'm so sorry you have to see this.

Frank: There is a pattern, a sequence to these kills. They're destabilizing from the ground up.
Eve: To what end?
Frank: Chaos.



Eve: Why are you here?
Villanelle: Did you make this?
Eve: No.
Villanelle: Your husband? He has an excellent mustache.

Eve: I know you are a psychopath.
Villanelle: You should never call a psychopath a psychopath. It upsets them.
Eve: Are you upset?

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.


OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.