You know you can just book a therapist? You don’t have to take one hostage.

Eve: Do you know that fable about the scorpion and the frog?
Villanelle: They hook up?
Eve: No. They both die, because the scorpion can’t change its nature.
Villanelle: Maybe you’re the scorpion.

Eve, you want to hunt down The Twelve, you want to kill the top brass, you want to die while doing it? You have my support, 100%. But this way, you will die before you even get close. Gotta hold something back for what’s to come.

Yusuf

Yusuf: I'm just trying to inject a little know-how into your revenge.
Eve: Well what if your know-how isn't the only know-how worth knowing?

Villanelle: What are you doing here?
Spirit Guru Villanelle: What do you mean what am I doing here? I’m here to guide you, remember? I’m your spiritual guru. Uh…first piece of advice -- don’t eat the weird camping food.

Yusuf: You know what you are? You're like one of those people that adopt a lion cub, and they're like: "oh no, we have a connection! He'd never hurt me!" And then: it rips their stupid head off! Wait-- I'm not saying that you're stupid I'm just saying- where are you going?
Eve: For a second opinion.

Helene: I also want to get the head of the monster.
Eve: Really?
Helene: Amazing, isn’t it, when you find someone you can really connect with? It’s so rare.

Eve: You’re still playing the same old game of chess.
Carolyn: So what game are you playing?
Eve: See this is what I’m talking about. I want to sweep the chessboard off the table and set it on fire. I want to watch those little wooden critters burn.

Konstantin: You shot me in my hand!
Eve: Oh, get over it.

May: Have I ever told you, you sound like an angel?
Villanelle: Only sound like?

I'll pay for access. Money's not a problem. I have an unfashionable amount of inherited wealth, and absolutely nothing to spend it on.

Carolyn

Villanelle: I think my monster encourages your monster, right?
Eve: I think I wanted it to.

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve

OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.

Boss