Eve: Why castration? What did he do to you? Tell me.
Villanelle: OK. But can we get one thing clear before we go on with this?
Eve: Yes.
Villanelle: Is that a sweater attached to a shirt? Is it two separate pieces? How does it work?

Eve: Why Bill?
Villanelle: He was slowing you down.

I am going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it.

Villanelle: What is your pin?
Eve: One, two, three ... four.

Kenny is my son. I have no time for you to react to that, so just don't.


Villanelle: Take off your clothes and you might get away with this.
Frank: What do you want from me?
Villanelle: Your penis.
Frank: Uh, huh?

It's going to be hard to trust me again, but I will prove myself to you. I promise.


I am not a pumpkin.


That's what we're going to call this asshole from now on. Villanelle.

Elena: So what do we do now?
Eve: I want to kill her ... with my bare hands.

Never have a baby in your sixties and don't follow behind; she's farted, and it's horrendous.


Oh God, I'm going to die, aren't I? Mmm hmm. Daddy's going to die, isn't he?

Bill [holding his baby in the air, in a singsong voice]

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.


OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.