Eve: Why castration? What did he do to you? Tell me.
Villanelle: OK. But can we get one thing clear before we go on with this?
Eve: Yes.
Villanelle: Is that a sweater attached to a shirt? Is it two separate pieces? How does it work?

Eve: Why Bill?
Villanelle: He was slowing you down.

I am going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it.

Villanelle: What is your pin?
Eve: One, two, three ... four.

Kenny is my son. I have no time for you to react to that, so just don't.

Carolyn

Villanelle: Take off your clothes and you might get away with this.
Frank: What do you want from me?
Villanelle: Your penis.
Frank: Uh, huh?

It's going to be hard to trust me again, but I will prove myself to you. I promise.

Villanelle

I am not a pumpkin.

Nadia

That's what we're going to call this asshole from now on. Villanelle.

Elena: So what do we do now?
Eve: I want to kill her ... with my bare hands.

Never have a baby in your sixties and don't follow behind; she's farted, and it's horrendous.

Bill

Oh God, I'm going to die, aren't I? Mmm hmm. Daddy's going to die, isn't he?

Bill [holding his baby in the air, in a singsong voice]

Killing Eve Quotes

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? No, I'm serious.

Eve

OK. Thanks for giving us your Saturday. It turns out people are still murderous bastards on a Sunday.

Boss