Villanelle: What?
Konstantin: How did that feel?
Villanelle: It didn't feel like anything. Is that how it's going to be from now on? Scorned wives and scumbags?

Eve: Wow. That was smart. And thoughtful. She wanted it to be painless. What kind of assassin does that?
Hugo: Uh, a nice one?
Eve: She can make it painless because she knows about drugs. She knows how to tailor each death to make it look accidental.

Villanelle: What's with the shirt?
Konstantin: Come.
Villanelle: Seriously. Do not go shopping on your own again.

We look like bacon.


Konstantin: This kind of work makes a lot of money.
Villanelle: It's boring.
Konstantin: Then make it fun. Show Eve Polastri how what she's missing, eh? Show her how boring this other woman is comparing to you.

If you two are our nation's great hope, I'll start building the bunker now.

Mr. Peel

Girl: Wow. You look amazing. Can I take a picture of you for my Instagram?
Villanelle: No. No. Don't be pathetic. Get a real life.

How did she know we were coming?


Carolyn: I don't really get angry, Eve, as it makes me really sleepy, so you'll just need to imagine I sound angry when I say this: Never ever go behind my back again. Ever. You are by no means the only person I work with but you take up a disproportionate amount of my time. And my time is very valuable to me. I have hobbies. Do you understand that, Eve?

Konstantin: How is it without me?
Villanelle: I love it. Raymond is the best. He is so much fun and really hilarious. And, uh, well, kinda sexy, too.
Konstantin: [laughs] They gave you Raymond?
Villanelle: Yeah.
Konstantin: You know how Raymond gets paid?
Villanelle: Ugly jackets?
Konstantin: No. They don't pay him any money. They let him be the person who terminates the contracts, like, uh, racehorses. When they can't race anymore, they get shot, and Raymond is the guy with the gun.

Konstantin and Villanelle have chosen their side. Stick to yours.


Nico: What?
Eve: Someone wants a piece of Mr. Polastri.
Nico: Don't be ridiculous. Gemma? She's just being nice.
Eve: Because she wants to go to town on you.
Nico: No. She was nice to you, too. She said the thing about the hair and the dress.
Eve: Ho. Ahh, yeah. I noticed the avalanche of compliments. [pause] Why don't you show me your classroom? Sir.

Killing Eve Quotes

Most of the time, most days, I feel nothing. I don't feel anything. It is so boring. I wake up and I think, again, really? I have to do this again? And what I really don't understand is how come everyone else isn't screaming with, with boredom, too, and I try to find ways to make myself feel something. More, and more, and more, but it doesn't make any difference. No matter what I do, I don't feel anything. I hurt myself; it doesn't hurt. I buy what I want; I don't want it. I do what I like; I don't like it. I'm just so bored.


Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!