Eve: What happened to your room?
Carolyn: What do you mean?

Come with me, just you and me. Please. Just you and me.

Can we at least knock once in case she's naked or something?

Kenny

Wait. Are you frightened of your own mother?
Kenny. OF COURSE! Isn't everyone?

Irina: I have decided you are a good person.
Villanelle: Oh really? Why is that?
Irina: Because you are sad, and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.
Villanelle: Oh God. You are one of those profound kids. I am not sad. I have a happy face.

Konstantin: Villanelle. Don't break my heart.
Villanelle: Don't break mine. [looks at Eve] You either. [to Konstantin] Who's your favorite?
Konstantin: What:
Villanelle: Me or her [Irina]? It's me, huh, a little bit?

Kenny: We need to ask why she wanted us back in London. We need to respect...
Eve: No! We need to ask her what the HELL she was getting out of my girlfriend.

God, it's amazing how efficient things are when you're a dick to people?

Villanelle: Shut up or I'll blow your tiny head to pieces!
Irina: My dad is going to kill you in the face!
Villanelle: No, I am going to kill your dad in the face.
Irina: No, why?
Villanelle: Because you're dad is an arsehole.
Irina: You can't say shit about my dad!
Villanelle: I can!
Irina: You can't!

Villanelle: Stick out your thumb. Look vulnerable.
Irina: I AM vulnerable.

Konstantin: I need to find my daughter. She's going to drive that woman crazy.
Kenny: Is she really annoying?
Konstantin: She's so annoying. She's amazing, but so annoying.

Carolyn: Do you want a cheese puff?
Kenny: Did you bring them with you?
Carolyn: Always.
Kenny: Are they the normal flavor?
Carolyn: Well, there's only one cheese puff flavor.
Kenny. Oh. OK. No thanks.