
Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 4 Episode 3: "Bro-D Trip" Quotes
John: Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Little brothers are the worst, huh?
D'avin: I get it. Your body is going through a lot of changes. But you need to pull your dick out of the Hullen puberty sock.
Bea: Please. Don't provoke them. The warden's coming.
Delle Sayeh: Good. I have a few harsh words for management.
D'avin: Being Hullen hasn't improved your taste in music.
John: Haters gonna hate.
I don't really do relationships. I can do sex, lots of sex, minimal cuddling, as little conversation as possible. Helps with the thinking.
Zeph [to Pip]
Lucy's the only one who can follow that tracker she shot onto the elevator. No Lucy, no Team Awesome Force.
Turin
Bea: Keep your head down and hope they leave soon.
Delle Sayeh: Head down isn't really my thing. It messes with the crown.
Clay: Girls, whispering in the corner, sharing secrets. Should my ears be burning?
Delle Sayeh: Light a match and let's see.
Clay: Well, if our little slice of mystery doesn't come with a side of saucy.
Delle Sayeh said there wasn't enough Green for a smooth transition, which is why you're suffering the world's dickiest mood swings.
D'avin [to John]
Go find me a Jacobis before I space you myself.
Turin [to Pree and Pip]
John [to D'avin]: Can I just say: Best road trip ever!
Why do we always split up?
Pip
Lucy: You have 20 minutes to enter the correct code before full purge begins.
Pip: Shit nuggets.