
Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 3 Episode 4: "The Lion, The Witch & The Warlord" Quotes
In your corners, nerds. Turin built as this pretty black site so you pocket-protectors can play nice. Now, what's the problem, in normal-people words?
D'avin [to Johnny and Zephyr]
Zephyr: Unzip your shirt and show me your nipples.
D'avin: Do you remember when we talked about office-appropriate?
First, I don't blush, I glow. This is not how bar-stool privilege works, Princess. Everything on my side of the bar is my business. Everything on your side of the bar is my business.
Pree [to Dutch]
Little Jaqobis would never kill a Niner. He's the smart one.
Turin
Turin: When I catch those little ass nuggets, I'm going to peel their balls like grapes.
Gared: You know, that's really violent imagery, man.
Turin: Shut up, hippie!
Dutch: What is it with you and asteroids?
Johnny: They're hard and full of secrets, like you.
Drag a comb through that nest. Do us all a favor.
Banyon [to Turin]
Pree has alley cams? Bless his little voyeur heart!
D'avin [to Gared]
D'avin: Are you and Pree ...
Gared: Hells if I know. The man's locked up tighter than a Niner's asshole.
D'avin: Johnny killed Delle Sayeh and now she's after him.
Zephyr: I'm not sure that makes sense.
D'avin: Baroness von Batshit has gone full Hullen.
Zephyr: Now that makes sense.
It's never just beer and fritters.
D'avin [to Zephyr]
So, you going to forgive my gorgeous ass so we can save my friends?
Pree [to Loughlin]