Killjoys
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Lucy: My cargo bay is not equipped for this situation. Can you reschedule?
D'avin: Use your anger, it's just pain.
Constance: Then you do it.
Dutch: Where are we at?
Clara: Contractions are getting closer together.
John: Well this just got creepy. What do you think? Workers chopping and running or serial killer with an ear fetish?
Dutch: Either way, why hasn't Martell reported them missing?
Dutch: Where is the target?
John: On Leith, during Harvest Fest. So we grab Vincent, make some joy, blow it all on pumpkin beer and grackle... all while we soak up the sun. Did I mention that we're going to be going undercover? You love undercover.
Keera Deen: Why do you want to be a Killjoy?
D'avin: Um, I believe in what the R.A.C. stands for and...
Keera Deen: No. Don't care. Try again.
D'avin: My team is excellent and I think that...
Keera Deen: Strike two. Tell you what hero, get back to me when you figure it out.
D'avin: I don't fit in anywhere else. I'm not cut out to be a civilian and I'm done being a soldier. I'm not good at a lot of things, but I'm good at that. And I would be good for the R.A.C.
John: For once, I had something that I was amazing at and a partner that I loved working with. And then he just comes in and he starts D'avining all over it. They started him at a Level 4. I'm allowed to be conflicted for a day.
Dutch: His Level 4, is nothing compared to the six years we've had each others backs. If you're worried about being replaced, don't be. You're irreplaceable to me.
You know, you're just role-playing aggression bitch Dutch. You don't actually have to be one.
John
I have a headache, a badge and a gun... Behave.
Dutch
D'avin: Hey, so what's the deal with this psych eval I gotta get? Any tips?
John: I don't know, don't be crazy?
D'avin: Is she your partner or your boss?
John: She's my partner. Boss. Partner-Boss, whatever. So?
D'avin: What are we carrying?
John: Carrying?
D'avin: Weapons? Shields? We're sitting ducks here. Whoever shot us down is gonna come after us.
John: Yeah yeah, about that who did shoot us down? What do they want? We're the ones here to do the exchange.
Dutch: John? Why are you opening the cargo door?
John: I'm not... Simon? Why would he do that? We had a gentleman's agreement.
Dutch: Remind me to shoot one of you geniuses later.
Hills Oonan: Hostage situation, she got nabbed last night. Piece of work holding her is named R'yo.
Dutch: Let me guess, the brother's the freak on my ship?
Hills Oonan: Simon Muraayn, been cooling his jets in Westol prison the past three years on attempt theft; company gear. We bought a hostage exchange warrant with the RAC. You give Simon to his sister. Bring Vena home safe.
D'avin: I can get the three of us out of here without giving up the codes, but I need you to follow my lead.
Dutch: Yeah, that's happening.
D'avin: I've seen you fight; hand to hand, close kills. You're amazing, but that's not what we need here. Look, you've been hazing me all day about not being a Killjoy and you're right I'm not. Maybe that's a good thing. I'm a soldier, so use me. Do you trust me?
Dutch: Depends, why did you come to the Quad D'avin? The truth.
D'avin: I'm looking for someone, a doctor. I need her help.
