Kingdom Season 3 Episode 1: "Wolf Tickets" Quotes
Commentator: It was a stunning, violent finish. What was the different in the second round?
Ryan: Well, uh, I guess once he was done kicking me in the balls and, uh, kneeing me while I was down, he just ran out of things to do, and then I just threw him on the ground and gave him a gentleman's beating.
Garo: I know you have another fight in you, Alvey. I can smell it in your loins.
Alvey: Get out of here. I have to take a shower.
Garo: You have to take a shower? Can I wash your hair? Please? Please.
Alvey [chuckles]: You're so gay.
Garo: I'm not gay! I'm just fluid!
Garo: I want to do a legends fight.
Alvey: Legends. You want me to do a legends? Two old guys fuckin' slappin' each other around for three rounds; that's a legends fight. No fuckin' thank you, no thank you.
Garo: I don't think you're that old.
Alvey: I ain't young.
Garo: You want to know what's better than winning a trophy?
Alvey: A blow job.
Home Buyer: It's kind of a dump.
Jay: Well? Or...It's kind of the worst house on the best street. Only suckers buy turnkey!
