You lost your father; you're girls are growing up, and now you're afraid you are going to lose your best friend.

Ed

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• Added: October 12, 2018

Ed: They’re not just numbers on a spreadsheet. They’re people.
Mike: They’re our people.
Ed: If we sell, our people will be taken care of.
Mike: But for how long? I mean, I think Connor wants to keep that kid of his for a while. Same with Leslie and her house.
Ed: But if Arvo buys Outdoor Man, they’re still going to need our people.
Mike: Yeah, why don’t you tell that to all the people just laid off from Ted’s Tacklebox.
Ed: Yeah, well, you are right, Mike. I can’t throw all of these people to the wolves.
Mike: So, we’re not going to sell?
Ed: Won’t sell.
Mike: I think it is time we took a look at my proposal.
Ed: I have a proposal of my own. I am going to retire.
Mike: From what?
Ed: It’s time you took the reins, Mike.

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Vanessa: Look Mike you like to kid around a lot and I know you are just trying to be funny with people.
Mike: Trying to be funny? A lot of people use my jokes I’ve heard them.
Vanessa: Well I am just saying that some people, not me or the kids or that waiter from last night but some people might think you were saying what you actually felt.
Mike: That is ridiculous what kind of moron would think that?

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Mandy: Kyle, I thought you were going to hide these?
Kylie: I did. under the bed in a box marked. "nothing in here."
Vanessa: Oh, honey, I am so happy for you.
Mandy: Oh, mom, mom; I’m not pregnant. Kyle jumped the gun on the t-shirts.
Vanessa: Oh ok. So maybe you are trying?
Kyle: Like crazy!
Eve: Eww.
Mandy: Kyle!
Kyle: Sorry; I meant we’re mating.

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Kristen: Dad, the entire kitchen staff is freaking out, and they all have knives.
Joe: Hey where is Kyle? He comes in with you. He’s been fired, hasn’t he? It’s happening people! It’s happening already!
Mike: Alright, alright calm down nothing is happening. Kyle took a personal day off. Look, Arvo Industries can smash Ted Tacklebox all they want. They can’t smash this store. Do you understand that? I am not worried. Don’t be worried. Come on back to work.
Kirsten: Thanks, Dad. We all needed to hear that.
Mike: Yeah, I think we’re screwed.

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• Added: October 12, 2018