Kathleen: Grandma, be careful. Oh, there's broken glass.
Bernie: I know there's broken glass. You think I can't see there's broken glass?
Eli: Come on, Grandma, let's get you to the couch.
Bernie: Oh, why don't you wrap me in bubble wrap and drop me off at the antique store?

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Jet: I have something you want to hear.
Stabler: What's that?
Jet: Your hit man's no man. He is a she. She's a woman.

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Stabler: Hey, what was that in there?
Donnelly: I gave you the keys to the family car. Don't wrap it around a utility pole

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Stabler: Call it off. You kill a cop, everything you've been building goes right down the toilet.
Webb: Toliet, huh? I was born knee high in a sewer.

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Webb: Stabler, you are either suicidal, out of your mind, or both.
Stabler: I had a little problem outside my house last night.
Webb: Maybe you need to move to a better neighborhood.

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Donnelly: What would you have done if it was me?
Staber: Shoot you in the head?

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Stabler: These bullets are 40 years old.
Jet: Wow. They are incredibly well preserved.
Stabler: The tree bark was thick. Anyway, you said you had a friend in ballistics?
Jet: What do you want to know?
Stabler: The gun it came from. So can you help me?
Jet: She is the me of bullets and ballistics, so I'll see what I can do.

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