Stabler: Look, not every kid needs to be like his father.
Lewis: Oh, I don't want to be like my father. My father is a sociopathic ass. I don't know who you really are, but I want to be like you.

Albi: This is not Albania. You cannot kill political candidates here.
Kosta: Anyone who has read a history book knows that more prominent men than Garcia have been killed in this country. Eddie, get in here. *Eddie comes in* Give this man a history lesson.
Stabler: Okay.
Kosta: How many prominent men have been assassinated in the last century?
Stabler: Um... there was JFK, RFK, MLK, and they might have got Reagan if he had a K in his name.

Bell: I was surprised to hear you calling out transnational crime organizations in your rally the other day.
Teddy: I'm a progressive, Sergeant. That doesn't mean I support murderers.

Some Albanian girl says this. I say that. I don't know, Sergeant, sounds like a case of he said/she said to me.

Ross

Stabler: I know it seems like I'm policing you and maybe I am. But when I get home we'll come up with a better system.
Eli: When you come home? When you come home, where will Grandma sleep?

Stabler: Albi saved you?
Flutura: Maybe I saved him. All men are pigs. Once in a while one comes through.

Flutura: You know it would be worse for the girls without me.
Stabler: Why?
Flutura: I protect them from Albanian men. Albanian men are pigs.

Law & Order: Organized Crime Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Stabler: Albi saved you?
Flutura: Maybe I saved him. All men are pigs. Once in a while one comes through.

Flutura: You know it would be worse for the girls without me.
Stabler: Why?
Flutura: I protect them from Albanian men. Albanian men are pigs.