Law & Order: SVU
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Carisi: Who drops out of Harvard?
Naomi: Don't ask me. I set a bus on fire.
Parker: I know there's no excuse for a teacher having a relationship with a student.
Churlish: A relationship? That's what you're calling it?
Parker: We were her mentors.
Fin: Mentors? You and your wife were using her for threesomes.
Churlish: Should we bring them in before they go back to Albany?
Benson: Let's wait for the rape kit. And then we bring in the whole team, debate or no debate.
Benson: You're a very smart girl, Naomi, and you get top grades. But sometimes things happen that we aren't equipped to deal with.
Naomi: And sometimes a fire is just a fire.
Maxwell: You know, my first husband left me enough to take care of myself. Roger doesn't have much money of his own. I give him a monthly allowance. Tell me, did I do something wrong to cause this?
Benson: Roger made his own choices. You are not to blame.
Maxwell: I wish I had your conviction.
Blumfeld: Is there a promotion in this for you?
Carisi: I've met you a few times, and I don't know you very well, but you don't know me at all.
Maxwell: Are you here to arrest him?
Benson: I'm sorry. But there will be no perp walk and no cuffs. We will do this as discreetly as possible.
Roger: No, no. I'm not going anywhere with you.
Maxwell: Yes you are. You will go quietly and you will keep your mouth shut until -
Roger: Until what, you can find a way to save your own ass?
Benson: At best, Roger thought these girls were granddaughters of club members.
Carisi: And at worst, he was engaging in prostitution of minors.
Benson: Either way, it doesn't bode well for Maxwell's marriage.
Carisi: Or her career. Stuff like this is poison to the eighth floor.
Velasco: Loyalty is everything with the cartel. People don't get out.
Churlish: You did.
Velasco: I came this close.
Churlish: Close to what?
Velasco: Dying. Chili should have added me to his body count that night.
Benson: What are we looking at?
Bruno: Professional skeet shooter. She used her husband's reproductive organs as a clay pigeon.
You're here early. Shouldn't you be at home organizing your merit badges or something?
Valesco
Carisi: Don't forget he is a rapist.
Benson: I'm not making excuses for him, but he's also a victim. We need to remember that and treat him like one.
