Worst. Spring Break. Ever.Lizzie
Josie: Uh, hey, there's a boil on my boil.
Hope: Oh, God.
Josie: I think I'm going to be sick.
Lizzie: Take off that face, Mikaelson.
Kaleb: I'm guessing this is the right place?
Hope: This is plague-y, right? It seems plague-y.
Josie: Definitely plague-y.
Landon: So, Lizzie's acting weird.
Rafael: She's not the only one.
Hope: Babe, we should do a talent.
Landon: What? You and me?
Hope: I never wanted to before because I would have to do it alone, but now I have you. And we make up our own faction. The tribrid and you.
Hope: Hey, wait.
Dorian: It's a monster, Hope.
Hope: You're not seriously suggesting we kill a unicorn.
I got my eye on you.Dorian
You've been infected with a mind-controlling parasite.Hope
You're all getting detention.Dorian
Lizzie: This place sucks. Fix it.
Jinni: Will that be your next wish?
Lizzie: I wish Hope had never come to this school.
Jinni: And your wish is my command.
Hope: What do you think it's going to be this time? A cyclops, slender man? Santa?
Alaric: Well, given our luck, I think it's safe to rule out old St. Nick.
Hope: I don't know. I mean, Santa Claus is kind of terrifying when you think about it. Breaks into your home. Sees you when you're sleeping, not to mention judgy.
Alaric: Hope, I need you to focus.
Hope: Look, I'm trying, I just wish that Satan's night light would give us some rest.
Alaric: Yeah, and I wish that knife wasn't in our school, to begin with, but it's not like we can change that now. All we can do is make sure we're not blindsided by another monster waltzing through our doors.