Jacquelyn, can you bring the Baudelaire file in here please?

Mr. Poe

Olaf: My name is Yessica Haircut.
Mr. Poe: That's strange, I have an appointment for my haircut. Jacquelyn, please cancel my haircut.

Violet: He calls us orphans.
Mr. Poe: You are orphans.

Violet: We are not going back to Count Olaf's house. Look at Klaus' face.
Hook: Oh, no, no, no, Baudelaires. Look at mine.

Olaf: Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.
Violet: Violet?
Olaf: Violet, Violet, Violet.

Now go talk to the woman in the wig. I can't stand looking at you anymore.

Olaf

Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio hear about this!

Mrs. Poe

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Olaf: My name is Yessica Haircut.
Mr. Poe: That's strange, I have an appointment for my haircut. Jacquelyn, please cancel my haircut.

Jacquelyn, can you bring the Baudelaire file in here please?

Mr. Poe