Old Woman: Should we kill him?
Olaf: He is coughing a lot. Let's see if he does of natural causes.

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I must say these are some impressive response times for the country.

Mr. Poe

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Mr. Poe: I'm sure Count Olaf is hundreds of miles away.
Olaf: Or inches.
Mr. Poe: What was that?

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Oh, fleeing the scene of a crime. Highly suspicious.

Olaf

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Violet: Can't you see that? Anyone can see that.
Sunny: Except Mr. Poe, of course.

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Mr. Poe: You're not Dr. Montgomery.
Olaf: Oh, my spleen. I think you've ruptured him.

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Violet: You're just going to leave him there?
Olaf: Trust me, he doesn't mind.

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Well, we meet again. You might want to ease off on the bronzer.

Count Olaf

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