Silly sweaters are the least of my family's issues.

Murtaugh

He didn't push him. It was more of a controlled dangle.

Murtaugh

Cut me some slack, Riggs. This time of year, no one wants to be alone.

Eddie Flores

Miranda: I just want you to know I don't normally go home with guys I just met in bars.
Riggs: Well, that makes two of us.

This time of year isn't the same without family, and like it or not, you're part of ours.

Trish

Murtaugh: A peaceful family's outside. You decent?
Riggs: I'm drunk, if that's what you mean. Yeah.

Riggs: He had me believing in things that don't exist.
Avery: It is the time of year for that.

You weren't that important in El Paso. You're not that important now.

Cartel Guy

Breathe, and I'll blow your ass all over this garage.

Murtaugh

I'll take care of my family.

Murtaugh

I'm a little nervous. I've never been this close to a sociopath before.

Murtaugh

Riggs: Eddie's not your normal scumbag.
Murtaugh: And, we're not your normal cops.

Lethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Riggs: Eddie's not your normal scumbag.
Murtaugh: And, we're not your normal cops.

The worst part of the holiday season is, well...everything.

Riggs