I'm taking Riggs to a gun factory, what could go wrong?

Murtaugh

At the end of every shift, makes sure he comes home to me.

Trish

Scorsese: Wow. You two are like peaches and cream.
Murtaugh: More like Starsky and Hutch.
Scorsese: Which one's Starsky?
Riggs and Murtaugh (in unison): I am.

Dr. Cahill: Let me guess. Everybody got food poisoning.
Riggs: How'd you know?
Dr. Cahill: That's the plot of Airplane.
Riggs: It's a helluva film.

Avery: Psychologically speaking, he's nuts, right?
Dr. Cahill: He's in a lot of pain. That's all I can say.

Natasha, I give you my word. You and your child are going to be safe.

Riggs

Murtaugh: My ribs are superb.
Riggs: Rog, I'm from Texas. C'mon. Don't embarass yourself.

It's just my past three decades as a cop haasn't been as interesting or action-packed as the last three days with Riggs.

Murtaugh

Trish: I like the man, but I'm wondering: is he the right partner for you?

Riggs, I can't fix you.

Dr. Cahill

Trish: Are you crazy, Riggs?
Riggs: Seems to be the consensus.
Trish: Not to me.

Roger, Jr.: I don't think he's coming, D.
Murtaugh: Very astute. Now i see why you're going to Princeton.

Lethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Riggs: Why didn't you take the shot?
Murtaugh: Because he's driving a propane truck. I didn't want any collateral damage.
Riggs: And you want to be spicy salsa.

Trish: I like the man, but I'm wondering: is he the right partner for you?