Parker: Is it just me or has Nate gotten a little sadistic since he quit drinking?
Sophie: Is it just me or does that make him even more attractive?

Hardison: You're gonna gimme that shirt...
Eliot: Listen to me, son, you need those fingers to type on your little keyboard, don't you?
Hardison: See, you know a bully's just a cowboy with low self-esteem!
Eliot: You know something?
Hardison: I said-what?
Eliot: My insecure ass is gonna be wearing this shirt!

Parker: What if there's a train accident and there's stretchers everywhere and someone points to you and says, "hey you! Help me with the sucking chest wound!"
Nate: I-I would stick my hand in the chest and hope for the best.
Parker: Oh, you are so not operating on me!

Nate: I'm thinking!
Parker: Nate, hate to rush you, but Eddie goes to the prison in an hour, so...

Leverage Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Nate: I'm thinking!
Parker: Nate, hate to rush you, but Eddie goes to the prison in an hour, so...

Parker: What if there's a train accident and there's stretchers everywhere and someone points to you and says, "hey you! Help me with the sucking chest wound!"
Nate: I-I would stick my hand in the chest and hope for the best.
Parker: Oh, you are so not operating on me!