Leverage Season 2 Quotes
I can retask a satellite. I can get level 3 NSA clearance. I can't hack a hick.
Hardison
Sophie: Chicken fried steak?? Let me tell you something: Meat should never be used as an adjective!
Nate: You thought she was dressed like a nun for no reason?
Eliot: It's Parker.
Tara: And for what it's worth, Sophie was right. You guys are the best I've ever seen.
Nate: I know.
Tara: But no one in this world is as good as you think you are.
Eliot: I date a lot of models. Lot of private fashion shows, if you know what I mean.
Parker: Yes, yes.
Eliot: But most of the dresses ended up on the ground.
Parker: Yep, I get it. You're a guy.
Eliot: Meaning they were naked.
Parker: Okay, seriously?
Eliot: Yeah... I'm just saying.
Parker: How about this?
Eliot: That's a shirt, Parker.
Parker: Okay, but at least you can move in it. These clothes are totally impractical, okay? There's no range of motion, limited concealment options, and this reflective material would set off a motion detector a mile away.
Eliot: It's a fashion show! It's not Thieves-R-Us.
Tara: Nate Ford is arrogant, he's condescending, he just doesn't listen.
Sophie: Oh, Nate's having trouble communicating? I'm shocked.
Sophie: Listen to me. Tara Cole is the best. I wouldn't have sent her if I didn't trust her, and I know you're going to love her. So just--just give her a chance.
Eliot: She is hot.
Alec: Very hot.
Sophie: The last time one of you tried to grift, you wound up kidnapped by Russians.
Eliot: That's this brother right here.
Parker: Hardison.
Alec: Uh, we--we still can't let that go?
Sophie: Look, we didn't get along when we first started. Eliot, how long did it take before you trusted me? Hmm? Eliot, you do trust me, don't you.
Eliot: That's not the point, Sophie.
You do not let Vicki Vale into the Batcave, ever.
Hardison
Man, I hope you got a plan "B" or "F" or something in the first half of the alphabet.
Hardison
