Moreau: Who are you?
Nate: You know how you feel like you have been poked by a stick over the last 6 months. I am that stick

Parker: You know what I am craving right now?
Hardison: What?
Parker: Pretzels.

Hardison: Can you get that panel open.
Parker: You got an idea? Am I going to hate it?
Hardison: No, but I am.

Nate: Are we in trouble?
Eliot: Oh yeah.

By the way, the white hat does not suite you. But I looove the hair.


Hardison: We gotta get on that freight car.
Parker: I have an idea.
Sophie: Am I going to hate it?
Parker: No, but he is.

Parker: Who taught you to drive?
Sophie: Taxi driver in Istanbul
Parker: I like it.

Nate: Let's go steal Department of Defense.
Parker: Isn't that treason?
Nate: We will give it back.

I know a guy, who knows a guy who knows a guy, who knows a samurai.


Santa: You're high on the holiday spirit
Mr. Dooley: Yes I'm and pills mixed with Morphine, I can't believe you let me drive here.

Nate: The plan is: To figure out the plan in the car.

Hardison: That was not on my bucket list.
Parker: Do you know how many chimneys Santa has to go down tonight... You only have to go down one.

Leverage Season 3 Quotes

Hardison: See, I like this. I like it when we pretend to kiss.
Parker: Prented??
Hardison [grins]: Heeeeey.

Nate: Guys, I committed a crime, I got caught and now I am going to server my time.
Sophie: Nate, what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to jail? Complete madness!