Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


I have hacked history here!


Nate: It's just a title nobody holds.
Parker: And does it come with a castle?
Sophie: Sometimes, yeah.

Apparently, their computer system is also an antique, and possibly steam powered, which would be cool.


I love Claridge's auction house. Even the air feels more expensive.


Okay, let's go steal a royal title.


Eliot: You took out "Government?"
Nate: You're welcome.

Hardison: So we did all that work for nothing?
Nate: Not for nothing, you know you guys sometimes it's easy to forget why you stopped working along and became a team.

I am going to sharpen this knife and then walk around the halls in the dark... Don't leave.


You really can't tell? Americans! All accents sound the same. Please go on, I sound like one of the dwarves in Lord of the Rings, but continue.


Sophie: That's like stealing my mail.
Parker: Why, is stealing mail a crime?
Sophie: (glares)
Parker: Oops.

Sophie: Oh My God! Wait, what's that voice?
Eliot: It's your accent.
Sophie: That's what I sound like to you?

Leverage Season 3 Quotes

Hardison: See, I like this. I like it when we pretend to kiss.
Parker: Prented??
Hardison [grins]: Heeeeey.

Nate: Guys, I committed a crime, I got caught and now I am going to server my time.
Sophie: Nate, what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to jail? Complete madness!