Ria: You have an incredible story.
Farida: Thank you.
Ria: I mean, everything you've done.
Eli: Changing the world through peaceful resistance. You're like Gandhi. Except you don't look like a malnourished old man.
Farida: You're too kind.

Eli: She wanted to sign my book. I think we had a connection.
Ria: Oh yeah. I guess Ugandan women can't resist a guy with a girly drink.

(to Gillian) You know, you were very good back there, with Mrs. Burch. Very nurturing. Maybe you should get a puppy. I could talk to Obama's people.

Cal

Hughs: It's been two hours. You think we can trust that pervert?
Cal: Yeah. In my experience, self-castrating pedophiles generally tell the truth.

Farida: Do you bring all your dates here?
Eli: Just the Ugandan peace activists.

Lie to Me Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Hughs: It's been two hours. You think we can trust that pervert?
Cal: Yeah. In my experience, self-castrating pedophiles generally tell the truth.

Farida: Do you bring all your dates here?
Eli: Just the Ugandan peace activists.