You were the greatest news I ever got. Still are.

Lightman [to Emily]

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Did you only marry mom because you got her pregnant?
Lightman, no, no, I'm not that much of a gentleman.

Emily

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Doctor: I am afraid I have to hold you for 72 hours for being a danger to others.
Lightman: Can I have jello?

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Ria: What about loyalty?
Eli: With the way Lightman insults me on a daily basis; blind loyalty would just be self-loathing.

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Agent Reynolds: Frankly you are beginning to sound a little insane.
Lightman: Really?
Reynolds: Really.
Lightman: I was hoping you would say that.

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Eli: Does Lightman seem weird to you?
Tia: He's rude, impatient, distant, seems pretty normal to me.

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