Life on Mars Season 1 Episode 2: "The Real Adventures of the Unreal Sam Tyler" Quotes
Lee Crocker: (to Detective Ray Carling) Detective, if ignorance was a drug, you'd be high all the time.
Sam: Now that was an analogy.
Mrs. Salvaggio: (discussing her ashtray with Sam) My granddaughter Sofia made it for me. She loves to come over and see all the butts in there.
Sam: Beautiful story. You should tell that to the Surgeon General.
Windy: (after meeting Sam in the hallway who is looking up at the ceiling) What's up there?
Sam: Well, for starters, um, no naked women.
Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.
Sam: (after Windy tells him that the lasagna has marijuana in it) You know I'm a cop?
Windy: Then you must get the really good stuff.