Shut your bazoo. 1968 called. It wants its dashiki back.

Ray

Ray: Look at these clowns. Too molly for their hometowns, so they come here. Thought Nixon ending the war was gonna put an end to this freak show.
Sam: This counterculture, Ray, will one day be looked upon as a time when a politicized youth rebelled against the excesses of the Vietnam war, the excesses of corporate arrogance, and the excesses of racial intolerance.

Sam: You see? Reeves' murder is looking more and more like a hate crime.
Gene: What? As opposed to an "I really, really like you" crime?

Windy: Book 'em Danno. Do you ever say that? Book 'em Danno.
Sam: I would if I worked with a guy named Danno.
Windy: You should hire one. How cool would that be?

Lee Crocker: (to Detective Ray Carling) Detective, if ignorance was a drug, you'd be high all the time.
Sam: Now that was an analogy.

Mrs. Salvaggio: (discussing her ashtray with Sam) My granddaughter Sofia made it for me. She loves to come over and see all the butts in there.
Sam: Beautiful story. You should tell that to the Surgeon General.

Windy: (after meeting Sam in the hallway who is looking up at the ceiling) What's up there?
Sam: Well, for starters, um, no naked women.

Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Gene: Ray?
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.

Sam: (after Windy tells him that the lasagna has marijuana in it) You know I'm a cop?
Windy: Then you must get the really good stuff.

(to his Mom when he goes to talk to her after she leaves the precinct) Aside from the fact that you took money from a thug and your husband's never home, how are you?

Sam

(sarcastically) Right, that must be why I'm here.

Sam

Come on Sam. We're here to have fun.

Annie

Life on Mars Quotes

If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.

Gene

I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Ray Carling