Stop! I think I just broke my butt!

Lux

(to Cate) It's actually very simple. Either you want to have a kid with me or your don't. And if you don't I don't know why we got married in the first place.

Ryan

You ever think that the next kid that comes into this house, I'd want to be mine?

Ryan

(to Paige) Why are you always half naked?

Baze

Kelly: We are friends, right?
Cate: Absolutely.

I may not know much, but I know this - I know sports. And you are all winners.

Baze

Okay! I got it. Everything's my fault.

Cate

Eric give it up! There's just no deep dark secret why I'm bad at school.

Lux

Baze: When are you gonna do it?
Math: Do what?
Baze: Sack up and ask her out.

Sup roomies.

Paige

Let's have realistic expectations.

Math

I got an idea - how about guys vs. girls. Baze and I will be on the same team for once.

Ryan

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux