Does the truth ever occur to you - ever?

Ryan

(to Lux) I get what you're doing, even though you don't.

Eric

(to Baze) Concert jail, you got us thrown in concert jail!

Emma

Our mistake was asking permission. We don't ask. We take.

Baze

Louise: What about you?
Cate: We're trying.
Louise: That's the fun part, right?

(to Jones) Little dude, you better keep your hands to yourself.

Baze

Just the sight of a man and Two Buck Chuck and I'm ovulating.

Cate's mom

Tasha: Is this edible underwear?
Cate: Bye.

I can get used to this trying for a baby thing. Want to try again?

Ryan

Tasha: (to Cate and Ryan) I can't believe that you guys would do that.
Lux: I can.

(about Math and Paige) He's taking this really hard. She's out of his league.

Tasha

(to Ryan) All you care about is winning.

Math

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux