If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.

Ryan

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Cate

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

(to Ryan and Cate) I wish you guys would wake up and realize you are perfect for each other.

Sales clerk

So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.

Cate

Kate, Baze - meet my family. Everyone - these are my parents.

Lux

I'm use to telling people what to do, but I'm not use to caring.

Lux

I don't know what's worse having your foster parents treat you like crap or having your own parents treat you that way.

Lux

Screw em - just screw all of em.

Cate

You know what Nate you can kiss the bar good-bye.

Baze's Dad

These people aren't my family - their not. Your not.

Lux

This bug is your boyfriend.

Baze

Life Unexpected Season 1 Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux