Sometimes direct is good, sometimes it shows desperation. Don't show desperation.

Hal

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Patrick: Promise me you'll never date a reporter.
Daniela: So does this mean I can date?
Patrick: No.

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Get lost. I hear there's a dodgeball game down the street.

Patrick

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Patrick: Johnny in a good mood?
Pops: Am I your brother's keeper?

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So take it from me, the champ. If you want a knockout deal on carpet or remnants, come see Carl, the Monmouth County Carpet King.

Patrick

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Patrick: Your mom asleep?
Daniela: Yeah, I think so.
Patrick: How mad was she?
Daniela: A couple of Chardonnays.

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Johnny: I told you it was a bad idea.
Patrick: You came to me with this idea.

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