Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?

Nico

Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.

Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.

Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that

[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.

Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore

Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?

Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?

You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.

Roy

Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.

Wendy: Now, what about lunch?
Nico: Wendy we've had every meal together this week, I can hear you chew in my sleep.

Victory: We should go upstairs...
Rodrigo: I should go home...
Victory: That's what I meant, we should go upstairs so you can jump out the window and go home

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.