Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older

Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?

Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?

Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.

Victory

Oh, phone sex with Joe Bennett. What's that like? Ooh, the NASDAQ is up 36 points.

Nico

Victory: Okay look all I need is one hour Friday. You can forget dinner. Just one sip of wine and we can split a crab cake. Are you in our you out?
Joe: I'm in. I want my own crab cake

Wendy: Maddie, we've discussed this. Paul is too old for you. If I can't trust you when you leave this house, then you're only going to leave the house for school
Maddie: Fine! Put the ankle bracelet on me since you couldn't put it on dad!

Right now I feel like a pawn being pushed around by two queens.

Kirby

Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?

Nico: You're freaking out
Wendy: No I'm not, I'm budha on the mountain

Shane: If the director's already looking at choices, what's are the chances?
Sal: Wendy can make it happen, she did before.
[snaaaap!!]

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Victory: You can't go on this trip, it's too dangerous
Joe: Life before caller id, that was dangerous, this is a challenge

... and on an empty stomach

Maddie