When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.

Nico

I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink

Kirby

Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.

Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]

Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.

You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.

Joe

Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.

Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.

Hector

it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.

Nico

But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.

Victory [to Wendy]

You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?

Wendy

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.