Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part
You are not a loser. You are an extraordinary person. You are funny. You are scary smart and intense and gorgeous and larger than life. You deserve to be loved because of those things not in spite of them.Nico
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.Shane
When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.Shane
You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?Wendy
But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.Victory [to Wendy]
it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.Nico
Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.Hector
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.Joe
Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.