Nico: Are all these [photos] yours?
Kirby: Yep, my living room doubles at the Kirby Atwood gallery of mediocre art.

Maddy: I like this music.
Wendy: You should, you were conceived to it.

listening to music in the back seat of your car isn't a date, Joe. it's high school.


Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.

Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.

Nico: What do you want Kirby?
Kirby: You.

Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.

So we out of creamer?


Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?

Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!

Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?

You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.


Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes

The freezer is stocked with dove bars and weed.


Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.