Bo: Why am in a box? I've said it before and I'll say it again: I hate cats.

What's the matter, Lauren? I thought you were all boom-boom-pow over Bo's crazy wheel. [Lauren coughing] You totally swallowed a bug, didn't you?


Trick: By bringing good luck to its owner, it steals it from those who don't pay it reverence.
Lauren: All this because I didn't respect the stuffed corpse of a dead cat?

Tamsin: I can't believe we forgot Bo's birthday. We're the worst. I understand how I forgot, because hello, it's me. But how did you forget?
Lauren: I've had a lot going on. I've been very busy.
Tamsin: Sucking up to Evony?
Lauren: I like to call it "working."

Tamsin: And the Oscar goes to...
Lauren: 12 Years a Babe

Do you think it's easy being the good guy? Always doing the right thing? Do you know how easy it would be to do the wrong thing? How good that would feel?


Dyson: Can you shut up?
Vex: Don't think I've ever tried.

Lauren: Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to the Mesopotamian era of Ancient Greece?
Bo: How would I?
Lauren: Uh, carbon dating?

Musashi: A fail-safe assassin has been tapped to kill me.
Tamsin: That sucks. Looks like you need a bodyguard.
Musashi: It's a good thing I already have two.

Lauren: Wait. Wait.
Dyson: Keep your eyes open.
Lauren: God, is this what your foreplay with Bo is like?

Bo: What's next, you going to teach me to shoot pool?
Dyson: I don't think we've ever used a pool table to shoot pool.

You are full of surprises, and most of them are downright horrible. But sometimes, every once in a while, they are just what everybody needs.