I can't deal with human emotions on an empty stomach. It makes me nauseous.

Maze

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• Added: May 07, 2017

Therapists. They really don't know anything, do they?

Lucifer

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• Added: May 07, 2017

No phones on campus. Sends a message that our arms aren't available to our children.

School guy

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• Added: May 07, 2017

Sorry, ladies, but it's hard for me to enjoy a triple-Decker with my mother's hands all over it.

Lucifer

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• Added: May 07, 2017

Chloe: I'm going to tie a bell around your neck at some point.
Lucifer: Oh, that sounds like a fun bit of foreplay.

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• Added: May 07, 2017

Fancy pants rich kids are vipers and Trixie will slash them with her words. And I will teach her the knives.

Maze

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• Added: May 07, 2017