Oh, gosh, I detest cats. Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat. Open a bag of excrement in your house. Cat.

Lucifer

Oh, come on, who doesn't love a sex party? Then again, if you're me, every party's a sex party of sorts.

Lucifer

Yes, my first startup was a sex club, actually. Little place called "Eden." Perhaps you've heard of it.

Lucifer

To newly defined relationships.

Lucifer

I can't have the women in my life teaming up. I'll be outnumbered. Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do.

Lucifer

Chloe: How did you get in here?
Maze: Let's just say Samantha at the front desk is no longer into men.

Phones. They can be so distracting.

Lucifer

I wish I got that on video. Oh! I can get that on video. Douche-cam!

Lucifer

It's funny how killers go deaf at the moment of reckoning, isn't it?

Lucifer

Oh, no no no no. White man's overbite. That is definitely where I draw the line.

Lucifer

Only dullards drink alone.

Amenadiel

Who doesn't love a sex party? Then again if you're me every party is a sex party of sorts.

Lucifer

Lucifer Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

I was forged in the bowels of Hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.

Maze

I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight.

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