Clearly this woman has some serious trust issues. Or, maybe she's just a raging bitch.

Dr. Martin

Hey, no one calls my skank a skank.

Maze

Well, you're a lot more tolerable when your drunk, Decker.

Maze

Lucifer: No more girly drinks, alright?
Amenadiel: Cosmos are yummy.

Never fear. Fun brother's here.

Lucifer

Cosmopolitan? I guess this really is girls' night.

Lucifer

I was forged in the bowels of Hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.

Maze

I worked my way through med school as a phone sex operator. 1-800 Professor Feel Good.

Dr. Martin

Can't we just drink?

Maze

Girls' night when done right is about female bonding.

Dr. Linda

Ella: Do you ever feel like God is telling you to do something?
Maze: No.

Maze: If you want to retrace the steps of two hot girls on a girls' night, you need to think like two hot girls on a girls' night.
Lucifer: With your lady parts.

Lucifer Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight.

Uber driver

Trust me, Dan is not on my list of drinking buddies.

Chloe