I think I made a terrible mistake.

Lucifer

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Amenadiel: You see, it's like I was saying, Pierce, you gotta have faith because life can surprise you. Now, if my brother, the devil, can have that?
Cain: Then maybe I can, too.

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Charlotte: We'll start by stating our grievances. Who'd like to go first?
Maze: She lied and betrayed me. Next.

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You poor, poor dear. Can I get you something? Some tea, some more face needles, perhaps?

Lucifer

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Detective, I say we let Pinhead sing. After all, some people are just destined to be in the spotlight. Others not, like you, for example.

Lucifer

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Pinhead: Detective, if I hid under a rock every time there was an issue, I'd still be doing bat mitzvahs.
Lucifer: Also, you'd be under a rock. Most unpleasant.

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Pierce: It's just life, you know? It's like this eternal wasteland of meaningless existence. A dark void staring down at you like a beaten dog scrounging on the side of the road just waiting to get mowed down by the next tsunami of crap.
Dan: Wow. Hmpf. Maybe we all are just dust in the wind.

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